TT: Someone assumes you have split-ends.
WB: What's that?
TT: *rotfl*
WB: Whaaat? Tell meeeee..! *pulling*
TT: *holding laugh* You don't even know what that is, and they easily make that ridiculous assumption.
WB: だから誰なの？何なの？
TT: Your pitiful fans on Grin.
WB: Hoh? What?
TT: I was curious how famous you were. And found this. *shows a fan blog*
WB: *reads blog* I'm VAIN?!! What the hell! And who's short! *pissed off* And what the hell is split-end??
TT: *grins* You're not vain, not at all. Well you are short though. And split-end is when hair is split at its end. *rotfl* I can't imagine they actually think you would do that.
WB: *tearfully* You just called me short... *slumped*
TT: But I won't like it if you're tall! Come on, at least you're tall outside of KX.
WB: Boohoo... I want to grow taller...
TT: You're tall enough. Aww, c'mere you crybaby.
WB: *snuggling and still grunting* I don't have split-ends, and RS's room doesn't smell like sweat. Stupid blog.
TT: Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
WB: *still snuggling* I don't have stupid small scissors either. I've never even heard of cherry blossom shampoo. My hair has always been silky.
TT: I know, I know.
WB: I want to yell at those idiots.
TT: You shouldn't call your fans idiots.
WB: *sit up* If they're really my fans they wouldn't make up random lies about me.
TT: Fans have fun making fun of their idols. They think it's cute.
WB: It's not cute at all! *pout and snuggle*
TT: *giggle* But I do it too. You do that too, you know.
WB: We're engaged. So it's okay. Don't back them up, they'll just ask for more. You won't like it if they try to steal me away. /:)
TT: *got serious* That's true. I have so many rivals.
WB: That's my line. Do you even know how terrible they're treating me every time I'm walking on my own.
TT: Sorry, sorry. I'll go with you anywhere.
WB: Rather than that, why don't you just stop charming every single person you meet, huh?
TT: It's my natural pheromone. *stupid laugh*
WB: *looks at blog again* Turn it off. It really gets on my nerve.
TT: *turns off blog* I can't stop laughing. It's too funny. How it's true and also untrue at the same time. *rotfl*
WB: And which part is true? *menacing*
TT: The way you grunt, the way you're pissed off. Just that.
WB: Hmm, that's acceptable.
TT: But the rest is so far from the truth. That's why it's funny.
WB: *happy* At least you understand that much! *sparkling eyes*
TT: *pats head* They're trying to picture you a GZian, but you're not. You're my dear, dear KXian.
WB: *happily smiling to hemself while being patted*
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